Messy Library

[xp_dagger]

So I walked into the library to return a book and I must had stepped into a twilight zone. I have never seen the library in such a mess - ie. books just sitting on the table and not put away. The lights weren't even on and the curtains were closed.

Did I miss something?

Edit: Also, there is no sign from Topaz. NO SIGN!

Comments

[xp_fantastic]

Now that you mention it, everything is exactly where I left it. I don't know that I even knew there was a librarian. I always assumed it was a self-service.

Interesting. What happened to the librarian then?

[xp_dagger]

Reed, for all your intellect, you're an idiot. Of course there is a Librarian. She is my best friend. And bad mouth her and I will unleash a weasel in your lab.

That is what I like to know. It looks like it hasn't been used in awhile. The calendar still says April.

Now I am worrying. TOPAZ! DON'T MAKE ME TRACK YOU DOWN

[xp_fantastic]

I have no intentions of bad-mouthing her, Tandy. I'm simply stating that for the last few months, there has been no one in there when I have walked in. It was a simple assumption.

Maybe it's time to automate the library.

[xp_topaz]

Jeez, can't even take a vacation without someone freaking out that I've been kidnapped or wanting to replace me with a robot.

[xp_dagger]

Ah good, at least I know you are not avoiding people. I had to check. Cause I don't like silence. It scares me.

Love you and robots will never replace you

[xp_dagger]

No.

[xp_fantastic]

It would be fairly simple.

[xp_darcy]

you are not building skynet reed. NO.

[xp_darcy]

Ooooh I thought I'd put a sign on the door? Maybe it fell off, it was only a sticky note.

[xp_wallflower]

Skynet was only bad because people were bad. I'm sure we could teach it to be good.

[xp_fantastic]

Skynet has some pros. The cons could be worked on.

[xp_dagger]

No. Nee. Non. Nein. Uimh. Nullum. Nei. Ingen.

[xp_darcy]

N O

[xp_darcy]

This is a terrible idea and these are not the robot overlords we want. NO.